Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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