me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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