I just saw a hot homeless man
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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