So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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