but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
