The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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