dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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