Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
All I want is dick and wine.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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