We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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