I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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