Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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