tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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