i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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