Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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