did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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