Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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