Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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