her facebook's as public as her vagina
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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