Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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