You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
