I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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