I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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