No awkward lesbian experiences without me
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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