Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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