Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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