PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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