I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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