I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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