I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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