found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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