her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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