____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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