You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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