You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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