yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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