The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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