We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Randomize
