Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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