too bad you live with your parents still
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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