Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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