Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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