Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
