i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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