Can Purell be used as lube?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Help. Why am I so naked?
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