Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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