BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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