well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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