Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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