this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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