As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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