if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize