ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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