As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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