what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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