im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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